"Guy" with a body "sculpted by hours of bodybuilding and boxing": when Closer recounts the arrival of Jordan Bardella in Saint-Tropez

The holidays... The blessed time of Gala, Voici, Closer. Stars in swimsuits, kisses in the water, false confidences. In Closer , this week, we find Nabilla, whom we had lost touch with, Leonardo DiCaprio, still in love, too bad for his fans, Jeff Bezos, who just got married in Venice - we learn that his yacht measures 127 meters -, Kim Kardashian, who poses in underwear with Rihanna and other stars "who do lace".

But here's the scoop, with the front page and four pages. The arrival on the beach in Saint-Tropez of a "guy" with a body "sculpted by hours of weight training and boxing" who arrives in a Zodiac. "Cap on backwards, rapper style, preppy cotton, and navy blue Bermuda shorts" ... Then, "the bikini-clad naiads leave all their towels and parasols to machine-gun the stage with their smartphones. Shouts ring out. "Jordaaaaaan! " So it's not a rock star setting the sand ablaze, but the president of the National Rally." Closer reports news and, like many newspapers, benefits from public subsidies for the press.